 There are several things about 
being in New Zealand at Easter time that interest me, quite apart from the 
dizzying sensation of celebrating a holiday of rebirth in autumn when the light 
is leaving and leaves are falling.  Take, for example, the cult of the hot cross 
bun, which used to be available  for a short time each year close to the Easter 
holidays. People would greet their appearance with the same inexplicable delight 
they display for Christmas fruitcake.
There are several things about 
being in New Zealand at Easter time that interest me, quite apart from the 
dizzying sensation of celebrating a holiday of rebirth in autumn when the light 
is leaving and leaves are falling.  Take, for example, the cult of the hot cross 
bun, which used to be available  for a short time each year close to the Easter 
holidays. People would greet their appearance with the same inexplicable delight 
they display for Christmas fruitcake. 
As the Kiwis have become more 
American in their capitalism, with shops staying open in the evenings and on the 
weekends  they've also learned how to market the heck out of their holiday 
specialties. Just like in America, where candy companies start to sell us 
Halloween candy in September, you can now get hot cross buns weeks before Easter 
here. Unlike in the US, where we fool ourselves into believing that we will 
store that bag o' Snickers in the pantry for a month and half until the little 
monsters come calling, you really can't tell yourself  that the hot cross buns 
you buy at the beginning of March are going to be greeting the Easter Bunny on 
the holiday table.
Another Easter tradition here is 
the closure of schools, government services, and many businesses on Good Friday. 
When NZ was a British colony and mostly C of E, Good Friday being a national 
holiday made sense in a religious way. But NZ stopped being a homogenous land of 
immigrants from the UK years ago, and is now home to large numbers of residents 
who came not from England or Scotland or Ireland, not from Europe even, but from 
Africa and Asia and the wide Polynesian seas. The growing diversity of its 
population hasn't affected the nation's tradition of closing down shop on Good 
Friday. And those closures are repeated on something called Easter Monday, whose 
religious significance none of my friends here could explain. Schools put the 
cross on the bun, so to speak, by extending the closure through Tuesday, 
because, really, one might as well. 
If having the day off thanks to 
someone else's religion wasn't a good enough reason to look forward to Good 
Friday, I could learn to love celebrating the day if I could get invited to my 
friend Louise's every year, where her  scones topped with jam and whipped cream 
appear on the table next to a tower of her daughter's hot cross buns. 
Carbohydrates, fat, and sugar. Now that's the way to celebrate a holiday, even 
if no one can really explain why. 
And just when I was recovering 
from my second helping of whipped cream and scones, it was time to set another 
table for Easter at my friend Yoke's. So if you're wondering how you improve on 
scones and cream (and hot cross buns, if that's your passion)...just add cheese, 
salami, ham, and chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate, as if the Easter Bunny 
suddenly decided he was done with this house-to-house delivery nonsense, 
 dropped his whole chocolate inventory into Yoke's kitchen, and hopped away to 
rest up for whatever the heck happens on Easter Monday.  Perhaps the purpose of 
Easter Monday is to flagellate ourselves with carrot sticks to atone for our 
festive dining sins. 
